The Russian Navy has recently declassified their records of UFO encounters. Oddly, most of them take place in or around the water. They are most often seen in the deepest part of the Atlantic Ocean, in the southern part of the Bermuda Triangle, and also in the Caribbean Sea. Military divers describe the unknown life forms as “a group of humanoid creatures dressed in silvery suits,” and they have ships capable of underwater and air travel.

This of course is going to set the conspiracy nuts on fire, and probably lead to more aggressive information seeking from our own government, and other things that “believers” love.

This does beg the question however; if these accounts are true, what’s going on in our oceans? Efe, the head honcho here at Camp BFP, speculates that there may be an underground/water society of beings that far exceed our own intelligence. Myself, being more of an uninspired soul, believe that if true, these creatures are most likely just observing underwater organisms and environments, and are incapable of doing so from the sky. Who knows; maybe they’re just setting up an amusement park complete with their equivalent of a McDonalds. Or they could be gearing up for a violent invasion (hollywood style), in which case we should start mass producing ray guns and building hillbilly bunkers.